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Through Michael Bay’s Eyes

March 22, 2012

I’m assuming you’ve heard there’s a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s movie in the works.  If you have, then you probably also heard that Michael Bay is at the helm.  Also, in keeping with the Hollywood lust-fest over the word “reinvent,” you may have heard that the story line will develop around our pizza loving foursome being aliens.

What’s the first phrase that popped into your head when you read that?

weird and confusing

inexplicable and unexpected

a sin against a franchise and your childhood

All, perfectly reasonable answers.  But, for the record, this is a completely natural and understandable development.  You simply have to take a moment and see what Michael Bay sees when he looks at the ninja turtles…

Full disclosure: Analytical results were not conclusive.  In actuality, what Michael Bay sees when he looks at the ninja turtles is either the image above or simply a giant fireball and the whole decision to make them aliens is inexplicable and unexpected.

Bonus points to the first person to get the source movie for all four aliens.
Shouldn’t be too hard.

Related: http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/03/22/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-alien-turtles-peter-laird/

http://thetangential.com/2012/03/22/other-origin-stories-michael-bay-should-fuck-up/

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One Comment
  1. Species, Mars Attacks!, Alien and E.T.

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